I don’t exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.
Use the 80/20 percent rule. Ask em “do you wanna fuck?” 80 percent of the time it fails but the other portion is the gravy. It works better if you’re a girl asking a guy because we always want to.
Would our lord Jesus carry on like this? I don’t believe He would. You people are all evil and will go to hell. Only true believers go to heaven. Jesus will let you know withing yourself when someone is willing to fuck you and suck your face off. Pray to him now and ask for a wild night of filthy sex and He will answer. Bless you… or fuck you if Jesus OKs it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
wow..this comic is so relevant to probably EVERY guy, well at least is to me but i have to assume this about dude even if they don’t about themselves..man i so wish we could be honest all the time like that, i know my openness gets me into trouble enough though. p.s. beauty is too often an indicator of ugliness..but ya never know
All the comics on this site (not just this one) are very insightful, very sharp and, I think, an excellent indicator of the relationship between guys and gals. Sort of in a men from mars women from venus kinda way (I guess, maybe?) Jeroen, you ROCK!!! Keep up the good work.
Have to remember this one, it’s not bad, not bad at all
She’ll fall for that!
I’d be putty!
Would it be possible to make a male ice breaker version of this.
P.L.E.A.S.E.? For private use.
Exactly my problem!
I don’t exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.
Using this one! Love it! Might have to change it up a bit, but its awesome non-the-less!
Nice try …but might get a slap back
more funny picture
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lol nice. and fred way to quote “a beautiful mind” there. props.
Use the 80/20 percent rule. Ask em “do you wanna fuck?” 80 percent of the time it fails but the other portion is the gravy. It works better if you’re a girl asking a guy because we always want to.
Sorry to the administrator if this offends but….
Freds was wonderful
Would our lord Jesus carry on like this? I don’t believe He would. You people are all evil and will go to hell. Only true believers go to heaven. Jesus will let you know withing yourself when someone is willing to fuck you and suck your face off. Pray to him now and ask for a wild night of filthy sex and He will answer. Bless you… or fuck you if Jesus OKs it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
um…. not sure on this, but im getting the vibe that this jesus guy is made up
Holy shit. I almost cried when i read this.
wow..this comic is so relevant to probably EVERY guy, well at least is to me but i have to assume this about dude even if they don’t about themselves..man i so wish we could be honest all the time like that, i know my openness gets me into trouble enough though. p.s. beauty is too often an indicator of ugliness..but ya never know
Stumbled here. Great comic. Using it on the next girl I see
Hell, if a guy ever said that to me, it would be the smartest pickup line ‘d ever heard.
Try this with hot chick and let us know.
I’d be flattered
All the comics on this site (not just this one) are very insightful, very sharp and, I think, an excellent indicator of the relationship between guys and gals. Sort of in a men from mars women from venus kinda way (I guess, maybe?) Jeroen, you ROCK!!! Keep up the good work.
I tried it…
but when I went to speak, all that came out was;
“…urr…I like soap!….’
Maybe is she was blonde it’d work….. =)
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He he he… he had me at ‘tight butt’
Hey! I simply saw another message in another blog that seemed like this. How have you learnt all this stuff? That’s one cool post.