Spell on me

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30 thoughts on “Spell on me

  1. Aaaaaaaaaawtch, that hurts! Wake up, we’re in 2008! Women have become financially and sexually independent and selfreliant. Let me sing to you

    “Question: Tell me what you think about me
    I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
    Only ring your cell-y when I’m feelin lonely
    When it’s all over please get up and leave
    Question: Tell me how you feel about this
    Try to control me boy you get dismissed
    Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills
    Always 50/50 in relationships

    The shoes on my feet
    I’ve bought it
    The clothes I’m wearing
    I’ve bought it
    The rock I’m rockin’
    ‘Cause I depend on me
    If I wanted the watch you’re wearin’
    I’ll buy it
    The house I live in
    I’ve bought it
    The car I’m driving
    I’ve bought it
    I depend on me”

    ;-)

  2. >Luna
    >Jun 8th, 2008 at 11:17
    >
    >Aaaaaaaaaawtch, that hurts! Wake up, we’re in 2008! Women have
    >become financially and sexually independent and selfreliant.

    Get back in the kitchen!

  3. Money gets you a long way.. and rubbish to those who say it doesn’t buy you happiness, what it does is make being unhappy a hell of a lot more bearable.

  4. people only take offense because it’s true to them.
    i read it and laughed. you’re a modern-day philosopher, jeroen.
    Socrates was eventually kicked out of Athens for “corrupting” the youth. . and you know how high we hold his teachings now.
    sorry. . just thought i’d throw that out there. heh. i’ll leave now.

  5. (emerging from the kitchen) Guys, guys! Was my singing really this good that you believed every single word of it? Didn’t I put a big *wink* at the end?? As much as the HS man has the right to joke about the stereotypicals on women, as much as we women have the right to… joke along with you :-). The HS girl was going to sing exactly the same, look at her angry face in the 4th block :-).

    BTW, how do men spell “romance”? Yessss, it’s a 3-letter word! :-) (quickly eclipsing back to the kitchen doing the laundry, cleaning, cooking, raising the kids, feeding the cat, putting the garbage outside, opening a bottle of beer for the male coach potato…).

  6. Perhaps it’s because I’m a 4chan regular, but I found this pretty funny. I’ve seen much worse considered absolutely hilarious.

  7. I really laugh at your joke!hahaha it’s just that jokes are half meant. but guys there are still some portion of women that wasn’t really like that..

  8. Money doesn’t bring happiness if it’s spent only on crap :-)
    … and being self-reliant doesn’t mean one cannot look for further assets (financial or otherwise).

  9. IT IS A JOKE!!

    STOP RUINING IT WITH ALL YOUR BULLSHIT, LAUGH, AND MOVE ON ALREADY!
    (Don’t bother replying, I’ve taken my own advice. No one wants to hear you anyways! You people are RUINING the internet!)

  10. Wow Luna you are crazy. I’m not asleep and I understand that many women are financially independent just like many women like money.

    As for being sexually independent I guess I’m just to stupid to know what you mean by that.

  11. Don’t kid yourselves about the virtues of women people. A poor man who is handsome, funny, treates women like queens, and has all the virtues of the perfect man, but cannot support her financially, or physically, she will care nothing for him. On the other hand, you have a man who is ugly with questionable virtues, but is fully rich, can give the woman anything, take the woman anywhere, and satisfy her every need physically, and she will love him for it. Deny it ladies, but your insides and actions speak volumes. Money, Power, and Sexuality drive you to your decisions. Love never really comes into the equation for all women look for the BBD. Bigger, Better, Deal. But don’t think that all woman are thus, you men are the exact same way. Human beings are a parasite that eat and absorb everything in thier path when what they have is never sufficient. You find someone, man or woman, that says they found love, and I’ll show you someone that will betray it if they see something better that makes what they currently have look like dust.

  12. May I just say in Jeroen’s defence that what this cartoon is is of one person (male) in the cartoon saying that to another person (female) in the cartoon and she gets angry at him, it’s just a joke, lighten up, I wouldn’t get angry at a cartoon of the female saying men are stupid (many of which are out there) and go flaming. You either find it funny or you don’t, and I think the fact that he is saying it to her softens it a bit (if you understand me).

    Jeroen, you may as well just put a disclaimer on the site that the views expressed by the characters are not neccessarily those of the author etc… (even if it’s not true). Just lighten up.

  13. congrats. you found song lyrics from girls who claim not to be in it for the money. that definitely proves that women do not look for men who make lots of money. This post definitely isn’t sarcastic at all. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

  14. The comic was funny. That’s all I have to say about the actual content. The rest of this is addressed to the comments section.

    I have been dirt poor, and I have had more money than I knew what to do with. Let me tell you, as someone who has been in both situations (for years at a time), money buys happiness. Being broke sucks, even with the best of friends/family at your side. Having a bottomless pit of a bank account means that, even without friends or family, you can at least have fun doing…whatever you damn well please. I could go into much more detail, but this is a freaking comment, not a blog post.

    Again, nice comic.

  15. wow…beyonce lyrics…really? Teenybopper music is your way of proving our independence from a man’s paycheck…*sigh*

  16. I’d really like a bj from luna, because that is her main goal in life.

    And I’d like to fuck Laura in the ass, because she needs to feel it.

  17. How ’bout this: Stereotypes are bad.
    There are girls who see a man as a bank account, and there are women who want to support themselves, or are willing to do the menial work of the home so her man can be happy.

    There are guys who are lazy sacks of crap who will leave their lady for the next young thing, and there are men who will stand by their partner as an equal, not as a piece of tail they want the thrill of chasing.

    I’ve seen too many examples in my family and my life of women who support their husbands financially to even consider this stereotype to be “based in fact”

    Now everyone, lighten up, grow up, and read some comics!

  18. To the comic creator, it was awesome! The only people who got offended are those that it hit too close to home.. It’s true about so many women its sad :< …. To Luna, you’ve said enough, please stop singing, but b4 you go, could you drag the “Get back in the kitchen!” turd to the sink and drowned him in the dirty dish water? We have enough morons in this world…. To Meiliken, I’m sorry that you only interact with females of that variety, it’s going to make you very close minded to the rest of the gender… However, I agree about the human race, nuthin but a parasite on this mistreated planet we are stuck on…

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